Derek

I thought of a funny story to blog. Finally. 'Course, funny is relative. I was bathing my cat, Derek, a couple months ago and saw a dirty spot of poop on him and so I proceeded to concentrate on cleaning that off. I scrubbed and nothing! I got more shampoo and scrubbed some more. The poop was not coming off. Meanwhile, Derek is trying to bite me and just not having it. He was meowing like a crazy cat. After a few unsuccessful attempts to get the poop off his backside, I gave up. Then upon giving up, I promptly saw why Derek was not liking me at that moment: it wasn't poop. I was trying to remove his manhood!!!! Needless to say, Derek is no longer a fan of getting a bath.